Dear Winter...

Dear Winter,
I'm breaking up with you. Its not me, its you. You've been in my life far too long for the past few months and our relationship is coming to a 'chilling' halt. I'm leaving you for the 60 degrees and sunny that occurred on Saturday.  I'll remember you fondly when you arrived in December, but you've become an unwelcomed part of my life now. Its OVER!
Warmest Regards,
Michelle

In case you forgot....

In case you forgot, this is what the sun and a blue sky looks like. FYI!

Stop and smell the roses!

Flowers

If you're looking for the most beautiful flowers ever from the most thoughtful husband ever, look no further!

Summer?

37 degrees and a sunset?! Its practically summer!!

1 Degree

Really 1 degree weather? Really?? Well I see your 1 degree, and raise you 1 Jimmy Buffett and a Margaritaville!

Typo's......

If there is ONE word you should spell correctly on your resume, it should be the word "success". Please do NOT spell that world incorrectly....you have spell check - please use it. You just sound dumb otherwise.

Sincerely, The Resume Police